and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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