He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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