Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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