We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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