I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
