So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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