She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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