she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
