you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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