I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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