all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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