We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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