Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
