Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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