if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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