there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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