I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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