Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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