I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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