Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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