I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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