Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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