My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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