Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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