i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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