Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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