At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
What drink are we having for lunch?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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