Christians are straight up FREAKS
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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