So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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