We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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