he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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