I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Randomize
