Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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