Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Actions speak louder than pants.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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