this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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