can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
