New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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