Moan for me like Helen Keller
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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