When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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