Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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