I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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