you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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