i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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