farters have to be the big spoon...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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