Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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