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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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