I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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