There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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