Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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