only if we run a train.
done.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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