omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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