I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
