Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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