Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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