the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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