i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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