I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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